Stupid Friday jokes

A brazen band of theives stole the toilet from the local police office's restroom. They are trying to solve this case, but as of yet they have nothing to go on.

A male porn actor starts a fight with another one during filming and the second sues, and the matter ends up in court. The judge decides to take the "jury of one's peers" literally and orders that the jury consist of other male porn actors. The court manages to seat such a panel, and the case begins. After two days of testimony and a surprising seven days of deliberation, the judge was upset to learn that no decision could be made for they were a hung jury.

A local hair salon reported that a masked man entered and demanded the money from the register and all the day's hair trimmings. The police were called and gave chase but were thwarted when the robber thew the trimmings from his vehicle, blinding the officers. The police have not yet relocated the suspect, but they are combing the area.